Today I received two emails from my good buddy in Arizona, Jimmy. In both emails, he sent a photo. Now I haven’t called him to get the definitive explanation as to what story these two photos tell, but I have a good idea. First off you have to understand the mind of Jimmy in order to understand why this is funny to him and I. He typically exercises the “Of all things you could do, you do that?” kind of mindset. Occasionally, you’ll find him telling a story about a recent experience that involves said mindset. This story is a very good example of that. Here’s my interpretation of what’s going on here.
It is Jim’s lunch break. In the interest of promptly continuing his work day, he makes a stop at a local fast food restaurant. As you’ll see in the first photo, there are people scattered throughout a certain part of the restaurant. Jimmy decides to have a seat in a less populated area to dine on his recently purchased meal.
Clearly in the first photo, you will see there are plenty of seats for anyone to choose from. When left with a good number of places to sit, the astute restaurant costumer would more than likely choose a spot that provides them and everyone else with adequate space to enjoy their meal without invasion of either party’s personal bubble. Well at some point during consuming his food, someone decides not to keep that logic in mind.
The following is what was in both emails:
“Me ‘enjoying’ my lunch off in the corner by myself… except…”
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“This guy!!!”
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Funnily enough, the title of the first email was “Why do ya got to take a piss in the same bush as me?”
That is all for today. Expect a video in a few days… Something amazing happened and I want to show you all what the future is going to bring…
-Cory
